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Patriotic Vintage Americana T-Shirt – “How Do You Like Them Apples?”

Patriotic Vintage Americana T-Shirt – “How Do You Like Them Apples?”

Regular price $21.99 USD
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Show your America First pride with this bold, patriotic t-shirt, featuring the phrase “How Do You Like Them Apples?”, recently used by JD Vance in a viral tweet. Designed with a vintage Americana aesthetic, this shirt embodies the rugged, unapologetic spirit of true American patriotism—a perfect fit for those who stand for faith, freedom, and the Constitution.

Crafted with a distressed, wartime propaganda-style font, the design is set against a stylized American flag, symbolizing the strength and resilience of the nation. Prominent stars and a majestic bald eagle reinforce the legacy of 1776, the Founding Fathers, and the unwavering American spirit. Aged textures and revolutionary-era motifs like banners and weathered parchment give it an authentic, battle-tested look.

Whether you’re at a Trump rally, Fourth of July celebration, conservative conference, or just making a statement in everyday life, this America-loving, freedom-defending t-shirt lets you wear your MAGA values proudly. Stand strong, stand free, and let them know exactly how you like them apples.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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